Feasters Hot Dog

Looks kind of off-putting when you take it out of the packaging. All sweaty, like. But I guess hot dogs are universally disgusting anyway.

Smells good when it’s cooked. Ketchup & mustard are both provided.

The bun comes out all chewy, making this difficult to eat without making a mess or screaming that the roof of your mouth is getting burned.

If you use the sauces, all you can taste is the sweetness of the ketchup and the spiciness of the mustard, and a vague smokey aftertaste as you chew on the rubbery sausage.

Cheap and cheerful. Wouldn’t have it again though.