Hunger Breaks The Full Monty

The pork steak tastes like chewy spam. It’s actually a nice textural variety when compared with the other meats.

The appetizing sounding “shaped beef and cereal cutlet” tastes nice and meaty but is suspiciously soft.

Standard ‘hot dog flavour’ sausages. Two of them. And they’re big.

Completely flavourless button mushrooms (all two of them).

This is stodgy, filling stuff, the kind you’d expect to see in mercenary survival packs, along with grenades and shotguns. A real man’s meal.

Quick, filling food. Nice alternative to beans on toast. A bit disappointing, but not bad.