Port Royal Jamaican Beef Patty
Quick and cheerful, this is a decent sized snack for 85p. Clear cooking instructions, minimal packaging, maximum ease.
Putting it on the plate to microwave, it looks a bit thin – what you want to see is a patty packed with meat.
1 minute in the microwave, and the pastry comes out a bit damp and cloying, but to be fair the instructions recommend oven cooking and suggest that microwaving will impair the pastry.
End result: tastes pretty good… vaguely like a chilli con carne without the kidney beans. Nice beef mince and browned onion bits. Your girlfriend won’t want to kiss you afterwards.
Cheap, cheerful. Would have again.