goblin Steak and kidney pudding
Not appetising looking. Distinct dog-food smell. Thick, soft pastry- no crust, and not much filling.
Not an unpleasant taste. Relatively painless microwave instructions, though a little messy and ambigious.
Difficult to know where this fits in- it isn’t really suitable as a snack, but even with chips this wouldn’t go far as a main meal.