Food cupboard reviews

Heinz Taste of Home Indulgent Chocolate Pudding

Published on March 25th, 2013 Heinz

The most complicated microwave instructions ever! Bigger pudding than expected, always a nice surprise. The texture is surprisingly light, a bit powdery, and sticks to the teeth. Nice chocolate sauce. Really this serves two, and that’s coming from a pudding-loving 20 year old male. Not a fabulous pudding, and fairly overpriced.

3 out of 5

Vitasia Chicken Chop Suey

Published on February 26th, 2013 Vitasia

The first mouthful was underwhelming, but this was one of those meals that grew better with time. I didn’t trust a tin that lists “chicken fat” as one of its ingredients, but the end result is quite a rich and tasty sauce! As you can see from the picture, this is a big portion size,… [Read More]

3 out of 5

Iceland Chicken Tikka Lasagne

Published on February 23rd, 2013 Iceland

Flavourless, filling food. This gives chicken tikka a bad name- the tiniest bits of chicken, with a hot, spicy kick. The lasagne itself is ok- fairly rich and creamy. The chicken tikka combination isn’t unpleasant, or even weird, just underwhelming. Still, not bad for £1.

3 out of 5

Stagg Dynamite Hot Chili Con Carne

Published on February 14th, 2013 Stagg

The pieces of meat are succulent and tasty. The first mouthful has a bit of a kick and you begin to worry about the rest of the meal. You ease into eating more and find that, though it’s spicy it’s perfectly fine. You get about a third of the way through and it becomes increasingly… [Read More]

3 out of 5

goblin Steak and kidney pudding

Published on February 13th, 2013 goblin

Not appetising looking. Distinct dog-food smell. Thick, soft pastry- no crust, and not much filling. Not an unpleasant taste. Relatively painless microwave instructions, though a little messy and ambigious. Difficult to know where this fits in- it isn’t really suitable as a snack, but even with chips this wouldn’t go far as a main meal.

2 out of 5

Uncle Ben’s Savoury Chicken Flavour Rice

Published on February 6th, 2013 Uncle Ben's

Not perfect EVERY time, contrary to the packaging… Rice is slightly overcooked and gloopy. Cannot taste any chicken. This is just gloopy rice with sweetcorn. Not unpleasant, this would complement some chicken fillet and steamed broccoli quite nicely. On its own, it’s nothing special.

3 out of 5

John West Tuna Fillets Sweet Thai Red Chilli

Published on December 2nd, 2012

Tasty, nice Thai flavours, goes well with Sainsbury’s own Thai Rice. 40 seconds only makes it lukewarm, so ignore the microwave instructions and pop it in for a bit longer. Overpriced for the amount you get, so loses marks there.

3 out of 5

Sainsbury’s Coriander and Lemon Savoury Couscous

Published on November 26th, 2012

Unlike the Ainsley Harriot cous cous I’m used to, this requires a lot of faffing about- not simply a case of adding water and waiting! I had to heat oil in a pan, stir fry the cous cous for a minute, add water, cover it, remove from the heat, leave to stand for 5 minutes,… [Read More]

4 out of 5

Heinz Farmers’ Market Broccoli + Stilton Soup

Published on November 7th, 2012

The cheese and the broccoli come through very strongly. Finally, a soup that doesn’t taste like every other cup-a-soup! Not overly blended- nice little bits of potato and onion here and there. Tasty, nutricious. Beware this is stilton cheese, and tastes like it. Don’t expect cheddar! Lovely, powerful, mature cheese, which isn’t too strong for… [Read More]

4 out of 5

Heinz Spicy Tomato and Pepperoni Sauce with Fusilli

Published on November 2nd, 2012

Distinctly underwhelming portion size. Nice smell of pepperoni. Kind of like having just the pepperoni and tomato sauce of a pizza. Real pieces of pepperoni, but not many. Probably cost all of 30p to make. Feel a bit ripped off. Quite a spicy sauce, slight kick at the back of the throat after each mouthful…. [Read More]

3 out of 5