Chilled food reviews

McEnnedy 2 Beef Cheeseburgers

Published on April 12th, 2013

Nice cheese and soft bun. Salty, soft and greasy burger, but a quick and easy snack, and pretty good value.

3 out of 5

Rustlers Flame Grilled BBQ Chicken

Published on April 4th, 2013

Surprisingly dry, and disappointingly so. The bun is chewy and relies on your saliva to break it down- but you’re unlikely to salivate at the thought of eating the preserved, charred hunk of chicken concealed within it. The BBQ sauce, though a welcome addition to the otherwise flavourless palate on offer, does little to help…. [Read More]

3 out of 5

Morrisons Bistro Chicken and Roast Mushroom Lasagne

Published on March 5th, 2013

Nice, strong, mushroomy taste. Creamy and indulgent lasagne. Plenty of tender, big pieces of chicken. Not enough cheese on top layer for my liking. At £2, this is fairly good value, though the lasagne isn’t particularly big. Knock a star off if you find it for a penny more!

4 out of 5

Chef Select Chicken Tikka Masala

Published on March 1st, 2013

Nice and creamy sauce but a little lacking in spice. It’s also slightly on the watery side. However, the sight of fresh almonds in the sauce was very welcome, as was the bay leaf in the rice. This meal uses real ingredients, as opposed to the genetically modified, artificial food of the anti-Christ that we… [Read More]

5 out of 5

Wall’s Breakfast Muffin

Published on October 31st, 2012 Wall's

Come complete with a single Wall’s sausage, cut down the middle. The sausage is soft, bready and fatty, but has a pleasant flavour. There is a slice of the standard plastic cheese you see on all microwave burgers and muffins, which is difficult to taste amongst the other ingredients in the muffin. The muffin is… [Read More]

3 out of 5

Sainsbury’s Chicken Laksa Soup

Published on September 2nd, 2012

Really gorgeous thai curry smell. Don’t let the word “soup” fool you- I tried eating this with a spoon and struggled! This is principally a noodle dish and you’ll need chopsticks or a fork. Lovely, clearly fresh ingredients, healthy stuff, one of your five a day. The sauce is just creamy enough, and has a… [Read More]

4 out of 5

Sainsbury’s Ham and Mushroom Tagliatelle

Published on August 28th, 2012

Looks very creamy and appetising but has an alarming lack of taste. Why put unhealthy ingredients in something if we can’t even taste the benefits?! There’s very little ham to speak of, and even less mushroom. A satisfyingly thick sauce, but leaves you wanting. The ham tastes suspiciously like spam and doesn’t do much for… [Read More]

2 out of 5

Sainsbury’s Chicken & Bacon Pasta Bake

Published on August 28th, 2012

Tasty, indulgent creamy sauce, and plentiful pieces of succulent chicken. Nice, smoky bacon, though this makes the dish too salty.

4 out of 5

Sainsbury’s Sausage Pasta Bake

Published on August 20th, 2012

Tastes like it’s been made with the cheapest ingredients. Sauce is overpowered with tomato and is otherwise a bit flavourless. There is only the merest sprinkling of cheese, which disappears when you stir the pasta as per the microwave instructions. The sausage is quite tasty and almost makes up for the carbs that it is… [Read More]

2 out of 5

Heritage Chicken in Black Bean Sauce with Egg Fried Rice

Published on April 27th, 2012 Heritage

Very salty- the sauce was a struggle to eat here. Apalling packaging. This is one of those ready meals that has two layers of film, none of which peel off nicely, either before or after heating. This means making an absolute mess and potentially burning yourself by slicing a square of film off the packaging… [Read More]

1 out of 5